Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
(Source: subtubitles, via blizzaga-knight)
Police Academy III the bad guy stripped off his eyebrows
Glory Daze the bad frat guy gets in his sports car and is attacked by bees, courtesy of the good fraternity
We’re the Millers the muscular and armed baddies meet the underdogs
Ronal The Barbarian the good guy nipple gights and defeats the evil sadist barbarian
Ronal The Barbarian the evil barbarian captures and nipple tortures a good guy
Ronal The Barbarian the evil barbarian in his kinky outfit is defeated by a female warrior
Rage Of Honor (1987) how to defeat your enemy, thanks to W. for this!
PCU the dumb bully frat gets his nuts busted while chasing a good guy
Jungle Jail animation short, the small guy dominates the big prison bully with the help of a scary little coackroach
ARISA Le Téléphone d_Amour macho hot stud Eliad Cohen bound and humiliated by suffering lover and her maids
The Other Woman the bad guy is given female hormones by his wife, loses his hair, grow extremely sensitive nipples…